0. This Pokemon is you:
yeee
1. This pokemon is your best friend:
fuck yeah 2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
he's gonna be extinguished
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
we can work well together 4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
hide me 5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
she seems like a hot headed bitch 6. This Pokémon is your partner:
ooh 7. This Pokemon is your ex:
no wonder I broke it off 8. This Pokemon stalks your every waking moment:
oh gosh, help 9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you:
o h 10. This Pokemon ate all your cake:
you grassy ass little bitch 11. This Pokemon is what you felt in bed last night:runs 12. This Pokemon punched your mom:
'scuse me you fat bitch 13. This Pokemon will do anything to steal your shoes:
dont come near me you icy little shit 14. This Pokemon died by your own hands:
NOOOOOO 15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life:
yaaaaaay I love eeveelutions 16. This Pokemon reads you bedtime stories:
okie 17. This Pokemon is your loving pet:
it's kyo!! 18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist:
but he only has 19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every night:
a h 20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
he's now my friend 21. This Pokemon plays with you in an alternate universe:
aww 22. This Pokemon is your guardian angel:
yesss 23. This Pokemon wants to draw with you:
c'mon cutie let's draw 24. This Pokemon is the first you will encounter:
awwwww 25. This Pokemon will come take care of you when you can't:
aww I'm okay with this 26. This Pokemon will be the cause of your death:
o k 27.This Pokemon loves to steal your hats:
I'm okay with this
28. This Pokemon always borrows money from you:
what do you even need it for?
29. This Pokemon loves to play video games with you
I'd better let it win if I want to survive..30. This Pokemon is in charge of tagging people: oh boy